~If you aren't hungry enough to eat an apple, you aren't hungry.

~Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

P.J. O’Rourke

~When you're with new friends, don't just talk about old friends.

~If you trip in public, don't blame the sidewalk.
Pick yourself up and pretend nothing happened.

~“I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.

Cameron, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

~If you need music on the beach, you're missing the point.

~Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.

Michael Caine

@joejonas: Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain
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Be Careful

Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib, not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal! Under the arm to be protected, & next to the heart to be loved.